Slim Pickings

Hola there, long time no see. What’s up?

You, of course. Who else will I come searching for?

Nice. But are you sure that you are the right choice?

I don’t know, but you have irritated him and that’s why I am here. Damn, it’s dark in here.

I pity you man. This is very sad. So, how does it feel to come and search for me? I am sure you can hear me but you are not able to locate me. You are, if I may use the phrase, as blind as a bat here.

Oh yeah. You are, and I will use the phrase, a pain in the….

Hey, stop right there. Haven’t you heard about location? This is the wrong location and very gross. Even product placements have to be effective for the products to sell. The place you were about to mention might not be an unchartered territory for you. For me, it is a virgin one, and I don’t intend to find myself there anytime.

Hey, hey, watch it man. But you know that it’s just a phrase. When we say that this person is a pain in the ass, we don’t mean it literally. It’s just a figurative expression.

Still, sounds totally gross and out of context here, man.

Well, have it your way, but he definitely will have you out. Damn, you are just out of my reach. Wait a second. Ouch….. That hurt, man. I think I am bleeding. My nail is a bit cracked.

It serves you right. If I may say so, Mr. Finger, you are a loser and you can’t get me out of here, however much you try.

Well, that’s what you think, Mr. Smallest food particle. Ciao for now. You will be taken out. Wait and watch. He won’t relent until you are out.

Ha ha ha ha…. Bye man. Ciao until next ti…. Ouch. What was that?

Me, who else?

Dude, watch what you are doing. Hey, watch it man. Put me down. I say, put me down.

Sorry, I am not in my control. But why on earth, am I always picked on to take stuff like you out?

 

“Because”, the teeth spoke for the first time, “you are the tooth pick”

 

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Comments
6 Responses to “Slim Pickings”
  1. Maddy says:

    Long time no see 😉

    Good one 🙂

  2. Gans says:

    @ Jet,

    🙂

    @ Maddy,

    Long time no see, Indeed 😉

    Danke 🙂

  3. The 'V' says:

    hahahahaha….. human brain i say!! 😛

  4. Ashwini says:

    Nice one Gans…very imaginative 🙂
    Seems like you ate something really sticky before writing this post 🙂

  5. Aparna says:

    This is like an extended Ganesh joke

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